So happy barf bag is back. And the reboot is especially good (no more scrolling through the orange turds barf!)

While I’m not a fan of the style (waaayyyy too angular), it is the name that I find completely stupid. I mean, it is like they asked the first 6 year old boy they saw playing with some hot wheels, “When you see this image, what do you think of?”

I stand when I’m allowed to because I’m sick and tired of sitting in a cramped seat. Yes, I know I’m not going anywhere, but I’m not expecting to. I’m standing because I’m more comfortable standing. I’d stand more during the flight but I don’t want to give anyone an excuse to write “40 questions for people who like to…

Ever since someone said that the after taste of Hershey’s chocolate tastes like vomit, I haven’t been able to eat it (because I noticed it and it does).

Well that’s embarrassing. 2nd, not 4th.

The thing is that I’m fairly certain a good 50%+ of his devoted base doesn’t know anything about the constitution beyond the first (“Christianity!”) and fourth (“Guns!”) amendments. Anything other than that, it’s whatever dear leader says is true.

If you’re not flying with your own pre-loaded entertainment (digital or analog) in this day and age, you’re doing it wrong.

Let me get this straight, you (and apparently the beef industry) are afraid that beef is going to be taken down by the veggie burger industry? It isn’t going to happen. Not only is your preferred source of protien and vitamins going to be freely available for the foreseeable future, it just is not going to disappear.…

The thing is, all these companies have new products they need to sell and promote as a way to try and get new customers or get existing customers to spend more. This is the #1 reason advertising exists and is the entire point of a capitalist enterprise.

Earlier this year I went on the Warner Bros. studio tour and the merch in the gift shop was something like 40% Harry Potter, 40% Friends and 20% other.

This is the legacy of the Trump regime writ large.

The recipe for tortellini, handed down in my family for generations (it would be four now, hailing back to northern Italy) calls for the use of powdered parmesan in the ping and then also in the alla pana cream sauce we sometimes make (traditionally we have it in a broth, but we do alla pana when we are spoiling…

Some (relatively) good news coming from Texas! (bet you never thought you’d hear someone say that).

I will admit it, when I order a McChicken I secretly hope the cook gets crazy with the mayo. For some horrible reason I like it that way but I will never ask for it that way.

but also really want progressive economic policies. They flipped hard for Trump in 2016.

Hey racist assholes. The problem isn’t immigrants and their children. It is corporations and billionares. Once you figure out how to properly direct your rage things will get better. Until then you are only an asshole who is making things worse.

I think it was, “Blessed are the cheese-makers.”

Capitalism is burning everything. It is the root cause of every problem we are experiencing socially and culturally. I’m not saying socialism or communism is an answer, but pure econimic ideologies of whatever flavor do not work.

Instead of arguing for reliable or unreliable narrators or dream sequences or flashbacks, I think it is important to understand that nothing in this movie happened in real life. There are some characters based on real people, but that doesn’t extend past maybe 5 or 6 characters who this movie isn’t even about. So why…

Dalton in the Great Escape was just Dalton fantasizing that he got the role. Nothing more or less. There seems to be a lot of discussion about this scene and Cliff’s flashback that happens when he’s on the roof of the house to fix the antenna. Well, I should call it “a lot of confusion” because it is pretty damned…