I freely give out my phone number. It’s 202-555-1212

“I don’t have kids because my life is more interesting than yours.”

From that label: “try it over vanilla ice cream!” I’m normally pretty experimental with food, but 𝑬𝒘𝒘𝒘!

Great! Now, what is the best way to remove 𝘪𝘤𝘦 from your car windows (inside and out)?

Great... After watching that video, I suspect that I will get 𝒏𝒐 sleep tonight.

That’s quite a racket, fining companies massive amounts of money for dubious marketing claims.

Hmm... I bought a huge bag of frozen french fries (Costco...) that I rather regret since they aren’t really very good, and this gives me ideas for how to use them up in a tastier way. However, I’m thinking about giving them a good squish in the waffle maker (𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 having air fried them), with some tasty stuff…

I had a vasectomy about 30 years ago (when I was in my late 30s), without ever having produced offspring (that I know of, anyway). Best decision 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, just about the only significant decision that I’ve ever made and then have never felt at least a tinge of regret about. I was black & blue, and sore, for a couple…

I like my nonstick, induction-compatible frying pan, and I keep a couple of the same model on hand (buying them from Amazon when the price is low) so that I can replace them whenever they annoy me with their stickiness(generally, every couple of years). 

Aren’t incandescent lights politically incorrect these days? If those are LEDs, they are a very expensive sort to look like that.

I watch reruns of 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑠𝑜𝑛𝘴 during breakfast (and dinner and...). Does that count as “cartoons”?

Bamboo is a grass, will geese eat that too? (he asks, hopefully)

Use YouTube to learn how to be a dental hygienist?

Or, Greek-style yogurt, like you do a modern grilled cheese sandwich.

You can carry a battery-powered fan around with you.

Carry a small, cheap, lightweight immersion heater and you won’t be at the mercy of a hot water supplier. It’s not usually hard to find an AC outlet in an airport, and you will only need it for a couple of minutes.

Well... It seems to me that a brief bath in a dilute bleach solution (followed by a good rinse) slows down the appearance of mold when you buy fruit in bulk that takes a while to consume. Just don’t add anything else (especially not anything containing ammonia!!!) or fail to rinse.

How is that not a blender? Just because it’s human powered and not electric?

The animated tutorial is to distract you from the fact that this is snake oil.

Angostura bitters makes 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 good. I use it in my breakfast cereal, for example.