Here here, money and feet!

And this guy did an ice cream cone on a guy’s face!

I am turning 60. I do not give one fuck what the artist considers appropriate for someone else. If I want a neck tattoo, chances are at this age i will not live long enough to ever regret it. Besides, if I want my husband’s name in comic sans on my neck I’ll get it. We’ve been married 36 years. He’s a real keeper. I…

Getting a tattoo when you’re not like, part of the subculture of tattoos, can be a weird, kind of frustrating experience (I say this as someone who has a number of non-visible tattoos, but who is a very white-collar, corporate button-up type). There’s definitely a push and pull between the client and artist (it’s…

I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights.