1. Being a SUV, the rules for fuel economy aren’t as strict.

Same with me and my future wife. She’s looking at an Imprezza for AWD, and if my Civic is totaled, I’m looking at something like a Mazda3 or a Maverick (if I can find one). The Charger I have for a rental right now feels massive in comparison and I don't care for that, even if it is fun to drive. The smallest car I…

This would be less objectionable if the base was a C7 Corvette which already looks weird anyway

The “Versa is cheaper” line is mostly false. 98% of new-car sales have automatic transmissions, and if you want a Versa with an automatic (you don’t) it costs more than a Mirage, which includes automatic.

Unfortunately Japan doesn’t use the same safety standards we do, and don’t generally operate their vehicles at nearly the same speeds we do, so the best you’re going to get is 25 year old Kai-vehicles

We just need some small cars that don’t suck. The original VW Bug was one such car. In terms of interior space, the old bug was about same as the current Mini. And yet it became the best selling import in America for a good dozen years in a row. The original Honda Civic likewise was about the same size inside and out…

I might have said Miata. I own one after all. But it’s not perfect. Just really, really, really ridiculously great. Perfect is something that will do more, but still bring smiles every day.

Evo 8/9. Hear me out.

2005-2009 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon..?  WRX powertrain in a handsome, useful package.

I mean it’s still ugly, but at least it’s not the vato special we got a few days ago.

Oh of course. I was laughing as I was writing it. None of this behavior is normal or ok.

Lol this article was posted for us to laugh at the guy, right? Nobody should feel bad for him. Nobody.

Yes, especially if you eat their bean & cheese burritos.

I don’t think we are supposed to feel bad for her.  It’s a cautionary tale that we can all apply to our approach to money regardless of our income. 

Meh, she didn’t buy a Fisker--now that choice would’ve been a truly huge mistake.

The point of the article should be that cars are not an investment. They are, 99.99999% of the time, a depreciating asset. Kids, that means it loses value over time. An investment, it has the potential to increase in value and provide a return. You car ain’t that and if you find one that is, it is either very special…

Trump. TRUMP made the mess. Let’s get that right out front. Trump’s lasting legacy will be his messes. Trump got to pick 234 federal judges (three being SC justices). He filled the SC with judges to dismantle Chevron, ban abortion, give him immunity, set women’s rights back 200 years, and a never-ending stream of…

If you are attending a Trump rally at this point, you are already probably wearing velcro shoes. Going any lower and you might be at risk of drowning in shallow puddles.

You’re right, Scotto made an instagram announcement:

You mean, Bender Bending Rodriguez?