Epstein: “we’re going to Disneyland!”

He’s gotta throw a first pitch next year, maybe be there for the ring ceremony.

As an Indians fan, I’m crushed. As a baseball fan...damn that was a game.

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

Or, you let your kid(s) watch a video or two here and there, interspersed with playing with toys, crayons/markers and paper, puzzles and other assorted things so you both have a little quiet time here and there.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

This is a common & lazy misconception among people (usually transplants themselves) who can’t grasp the difference between “people who live in Wrigleyville/Lakeview” and “Cubs fans”

Not at all hot take time: No one gives a shit about the Sox

I wish we had four more years.

I had a meatball friend texting me a week ago that Baez was a “fucking scumbag” and “garbage” for the way he played. He would prefer to have Conor Gillaspie because he doesn’t show off... plays the game the “right way.”

Entitlement? To what do you think I feel I’m entitled? I say I want these things but at no point did I say I deserve them. Sorry that multiplayer doesn’t appeal to me, but I can’t see how (in this or any other universe) that could possibly offend you to the point that you replied to me with two insults and a pointless…

https://www.gofundme.com/neighbors-vs-williams-milton-de-2tvbfck

If you’re talking shit about the McRib then we’re gonna fight.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

The level of ego within this piece is of Trumpian proportions.

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

If Sanders had won the primary (and I won’t rehash whether or not the primaries were fairly contested), there is zero doubt he would have a 15-point lead right now and win over 400 electoral votes. I would have donated every spare penny I had to him. Alas.