Seems like UberEats needs to Tweek their system, but I wouldn’t wait on bated meth. 

I think they’re looking for a steamy romance. 

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

To me the Corvette’s single biggest appeal is that it’s traditionally offered Ferrari/Porsche performance at a much lower cost. I know sticker is like $140k or something, but it’s bizarre to me that anyone is willing to pay well over $200k for one. You’re actually in new Ferrari territory at that point. At $140k yes,…

One pedal away from me caring 

Honorable mention for my 1978 BMW R100S motorcycle and apart from rust my 1978 VW Scirocco was a fun car.

I smell mold, from flooding on this one.

I thank you for “Lincoln Park Trixies.” Learning stuff like this is why I haven’t quite quit on the internet!

Those are California plates (newly issued as it starts with a 9) and the license plate frame is from a Washington dealership.  This thing came from an auction I’d bet.

You need to get that fixed while you still can.

Sorry, man.

I hate when they steal my clutch pedal!

Oh, and it feels like every 100 yards there is a billboard with Brian Urlacher’s face on it. In his post-NFL career he now shills for a men’s hair restoration company.

There are also a couple of other factors that could have dictated the size limitation of this ride.
1. Was this ride already implemented in Japan? If so, it could have been originally designed for the 5-95 percentile of the Japanese population which is statistically much smaller than the US population and then carried…

Those values are actually approximately the same, as it happens.

This is bizarre! Normally, it’s Richard Hammond who crashes.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Hey Jalopnik! More articles like this.

I’ve been saying for a while now that our recycling programs are a dumpster fire...

Sweet! Now I can buy a 2018 4Runner with 60K miles for only $3000 more than the original owner paid for it!