Heh. Cars pooping. 

3rd gear: I think cabs of the future that are fully automated still should have the ability for a passenger to manually drive. You never know when you might have a tracker stuffed up your nose and have a couple bad guys chasing you with automatic weapons and can’t think of a valid address to go to.

I like it, but I’m not a fan of hiding the manual behind a paywall.

Right as the police were dragging this person out of the plane, someone should've whispered in their ear,"Thanks for the DNA."

This reminds me of the time I hosted a chess tourney at my house during the Christmas holiday. Lots of folks showed up but they just stood around near the front door talking about how great they were at the game.

Buy a name brand used bike on Craigslist. Then replace the brake pads and cables. Pay the local bike shop to do it if you’re not entirely comfortable doing that.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

Free electricity to all through large towers spaced out around the US. Good times. Also, the AC/DC war and public battles, which ironically lead to the invention of the electric chair.

Etymologically, all combat training is martial arts, even though no one has ever meant “marksmanship” when they’ve said “martial arts.”

Slide shows got you too, Tom?

Very fitting for a Scat Pack.

“I found a song that breaks Android Auto when you listen to it”

Results may vary. My high mileage modern BMW  has been no more or less reliable than any other high mileage car. 

4th: Not many did.

Moose Fuselage was the name of my acapella folk music band in college.  

If I were in GWAR for seven and a half minutes it would be the crowning achievement of my life.

Dat mini-drift doe. Perhaps it saw the bystanders to the left and felt that was the appropriate course of action.

One Big Car Doesn’t Turn Good, Three Others Do

GWAR is the only band that should ever be booked for Superbowl halftime shows.

Steve is the agent I had working lead on this case. So the dealer was actually talking to “Steve”