4th: Not many did.

Moose Fuselage was the name of my acapella folk music band in college.  

If I were in GWAR for seven and a half minutes it would be the crowning achievement of my life.

Dat mini-drift doe. Perhaps it saw the bystanders to the left and felt that was the appropriate course of action.

One Big Car Doesn’t Turn Good, Three Others Do

GWAR is the only band that should ever be booked for Superbowl halftime shows.

Steve is the agent I had working lead on this case. So the dealer was actually talking to “Steve”

“I do not see the harm”

You’re equating Native Americans to animals. You’re part of the problem. 

Let’s just hope he didn’t kill any more kids!

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

I mean my ‘15 pro-4x was cheaper than an equivalent 4runner so you will save a few k, but only a few k by avoiding the toyota tax.

Machine

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

I’m still mad about the Nissan IDX

I’m going to say something that many of you will likely never even think about. The difference between a 911 S or a 911 4S, and then the 911 Turbo, in term of buyer, is just your level of crazy.

Hey, don’t ruin this for me. I already ordered a cape.

Clearly whoever made the rhyme, did the crime

Has Hyundai tried explaining to the owners “whoever smelt it, dealt it?”