She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

I call it a handbrake. For most emergencies in a car, the handbrake should also not be pulled. It should only be pulled in extreme cases of desired sikkkkk oversteer.

I just don’t get it. It’s not like Dodge, where they threw away a tiny amount of sales. Ford sold roughly 1/2 million Fiesta/Focus/Fusion/Taurii last year. Granted that equals about half of the F series sales.

That’s been Amy’s bread and butter since she was doing open mic nights in Boston. She does the self-deprecating\I’m a whore act and made her money. Now she’s got an identity problem, because her act and her advocacy don’t match.

TOM! STOP IT!

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Jesus took the wheel, and apparently didn’t do that great a job of it.

I’m not really sure what kind of answer you want, but I think you should but a Miata.

Maam, you come to Chicago and I’ll flip your car if any of my teams score a single point.

Show us on the doll where BMW touched you.

7 series

How is it even an option when its “included”, do you have the choice of getting one with a bone dry tank.?

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Meters? Why would anyone use such a measurement? We measure things three ways:

You should also note that the M-sport 340i is also about 45hp weaker. You’ll have to add another $4500 option to bring it to within 10hp of the kia.

Name checks out!

If you’re my mother-in-law, I may just have to take back some of the things I often say about you. Some of them.

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