Right, but it fails below them, as well. I’m 6’2, 210-215. This places me well into the “overweight” category. You’ll have to take my word when I say that I am anything but.

All you need to do when someone talks to you about BMI is pick any professional athlete, google them, put their height/weight into the calculator, and shake your head at the stupidity.

He reads the Bible on Friday nights when he’s feeling frisky.

Yeah, I dare anyone to try and put on weight by eating chicken and salmon. There is no possible way you could tolerate the amount of those foods it would take to exceed your daily caloric output.

Probably Obama, to be honest.

Right, because before he uses it, he’s got all the normal Superman bag of implausible, insultingly convenient, and not really entertaining powers. How many times can he confront something that requires his magical explosion?

Why would Silver be upset about an LA team in the finals?

Yeah, but Rose is right about this.

It’s the Ed Martin thing. Really. Martin is a dude that helps out a ton of poor kids in Detroit, and Webber fucked him over, big time.

Wait, so 4 members hung out together at the Final Four a couple years ago. Four members participated in the documentary. But Weber is referring to someone other than himself when he talks about going his own way?

What’s incredible is that every bit of it corny and cliche. I mean, it makes perfect sense that she’d have a relationship with her sister, but “I have a blind date...” + “I’m your sister and you love me...”

Maybe they explain this, but how is it that she was older than Superman was when they put her in the pod, but younger than Superman?

Jesus...what?

Many thanks. That was the impression I got - not really one narrative arc, but there were so many...

Assassin’s Creed Question:

If the answer is anything other than “literal mascot death match,” I don’t really want to read the article.

Don’t forget the strange angles, swoops, improbably hilts, and random triggers...

Well, the only real concern is the cat to human ratio. For every cat above 3:1, your chance of contracting fibromyalgia increases 17.3%...

Give me the choice. You can have your weird, giant Voltron penises, I’ll take a sword-looking sword that is appropriately sized.

...everything to everyone...