Probably Obama, to be honest.

Right, because before he uses it, he’s got all the normal Superman bag of implausible, insultingly convenient, and not really entertaining powers. How many times can he confront something that requires his magical explosion?

Why would Silver be upset about an LA team in the finals?

Yeah, but Rose is right about this.

It’s the Ed Martin thing. Really. Martin is a dude that helps out a ton of poor kids in Detroit, and Webber fucked him over, big time.

Wait, so 4 members hung out together at the Final Four a couple years ago. Four members participated in the documentary. But Weber is referring to someone other than himself when he talks about going his own way?

Many thanks. That was the impression I got - not really one narrative arc, but there were so many...

Assassin’s Creed Question:

If the answer is anything other than “literal mascot death match,” I don’t really want to read the article.

Don’t forget the strange angles, swoops, improbably hilts, and random triggers...

Well, the only real concern is the cat to human ratio. For every cat above 3:1, your chance of contracting fibromyalgia increases 17.3%...

Give me the choice. You can have your weird, giant Voltron penises, I’ll take a sword-looking sword that is appropriately sized.

...everything to everyone...

I think this one is heavily mined for material:

Decision tree:

1) There’s a guy on Steve Kerr’s roster who played an essential role in their success.

But especially that team. Maybe Donovan is great...but man, that talent with a guy who has a track record of adjusting a system to maximize the talent of his players.

Huh?

Also, why are these teams hacking the Clippers at all? Their biggest weakness is depth. When Griffin was covering for Paul, he was burned by the end of the game, and rightfully so - he was playing at an incredible rate with no one to give him a breather.

Like someone who makes a bad argument on the internet, then receives a deluge of rape and death threats forcing me to side with the person making the bad argument, your Simmons obsession has conscripted me into his defense.