It needed a picture of a clown so I could know it was funny.

If I never read another column quoting a player post game, that would change my interest in sports by exactly 0%.

1) Can't top that.

On old bit of Zen Wisdom (that's the original source near as I could tell):

Right, because if I can't enjoy something completely uncritically, I can't enjoy it at all.

Seriously, did you listen to what she said or just fall into a rage coma the moment she appeared on screen.

Should have included rampant PED use by the 'Hawks, also. Like holding on every play, they're willing to accept minimal punishment because they think the cost doesn't approach the benefit.

Yeah, I remember when Rambo would take out a camp and immediately strip every enemy completely naked, haul their clothes, food, bubble gum, belt, boots, 500,000 extra rounds of ammo, 32 different guns, assorted pelts and innards from creatures he encountered on the way, then lug all of that into a nearby town to sell.…

...distributing the photo was bullying.

I find it interesting that you're demanding some sort of statistic to explain why Kyrie can't run an offense, but then you point to a stat (assist to turnover) that is more or less useless in shedding light on the claim.

I agree. I thought the team would have been better off trading Kyrie and keeping Wiggins (solid D right away, great rebounder for his position, low expectations and LeBron's tutelage to help him develop his offensive game...).

15-20, 226 yds, 2Tds in the second half...

Needs more Unicron.

Well, if it was only the tape, I might agree, but it was a pattern of very serious shit - housing discrimination and such. If anyone deserves a life time ban, it's Sterling.

Sterling operates within a business. His actions - the tapes being just the latest and least destructive of his crimes - were causing serious harm to what could have been a markee franchise in a major market. The other owners have a right to boot him for fucking up their product, and the largely black player base has…

But once they make it big, fuck it, 75% from then on?

And now you know why everyone laughs at EvoPsych nonsense.

I was proposing that as a possibility. I always find it jarring that you get sent on these quests to kill Monster X who is plaguing a village, you watch 5 guys kill him before you, monster respawns, you kill it, then you accidentally run into him while you're wandering around for rocks to turn into metal.

Skyrim may ruin my enjoyment of rpg games for a while. Just the ability to learn how to do anything was like spreading my wings and flying for the first time. None of those stupid ass class limitations or other weird arbitrary rules that make you think, "Hmm, I could either learn how to pick this lock or be an…

I couldn't agree more. My dream game is something like Skyrim - no stupid class limitations on learning skills, just the ability to go do things - that I can play with my brother. No one else. I don't want to see your character named Lolninjanutz, I don't want to see a general chat with people bitching about Obama, I…