Ranking (according to the radio in my old boss’s office):

They definitely have a similar handsome look to them. 

Combined? I’ll take the over. 

I mean, she would’ve just talked about it, right?

No way, brah. The only critique me and my boys ever had about the Fast & Furious movies is “not enough tits.” Now this movie will fix that problem.

Right?

Are we still doing that?

Wasn’t her poster already in that movie The Rural Juror?

This story makes me warm inside. 

How I long for those sweet pre-nostalgia days...

Oh my. 

Don’t forget to keep fuckin that chicken!

I hope they die. 

But occasionally tigers change their spots. 

Pretty reluctant to take either side in that shit derby. 

What did you expect? It’s the country that spawned Pepe le Pew.

They’re all yellow. 

Sure. But what about your nards?

Respectfully disagree. Would not recommend this straw man—2 out of 5 stars.

Perhaps the simultaneously most and least-surprising part of the film is how quickly the concert goers turned on each other.