*SouljaGameBoy

Nein.

RE: the blowjob bribe near-miss.

This dude sucks. 

The Alien Task Force caught him in the last episode. Brutal ending to a brutal tv show. 

Ahh, the early-mid nineties. Gretzky breaking records in LA, Hull scoring like a stallion in StL, Lemieux contracting cancer in Pitt, Roenick destroying on SNES, and Goldberg strapped to a net on the silver screen.

Do you think we have the technology?

I’m back. You can see yourself out. 

I actually liked Dear White People. It’s like the show was speaking directly to me.

Sad!

🎵Back in the 90s, I tried a lot of nasty beers🎵

I’m not a coffee aficionado, but I was under the impression that people who are really into coffee don’t particularly like Starbucks, and they prefer to frequent some hip local/shade-grown/ph level tested coffee joint.

I find it hard to believe that you’ve seen my ass, yet you offer pretty solid evidence that you indeed have. 

Not gonna disrespect the man immediately after he dies. Wouldn’t be prudent.

If you see that guy again, tell him he can eat my ass. 

Also, morbidly obese. 

Oh yeah? Well when I was just getting started I actually lived inside a woman who was, at best, 5’2”, and I stayed in there for the better part of a year.

Maybe not, but it sounds like they have similar audiences at this point. 

I’ll have the tits, please.

So I’m guessing that kafir translates roughly to “engages in critical thinking.”