Is it an exception?

She must be starving. 

Just now realizing that she was the OG Kanye. 

Anyone with the name Kirby Ferguson is truly blessed.

He’s the choice of an old generation.™️

Is that calm takes story true? If so, it’s pretty genius. 

That’d be awesome if her Love Guru suggestion turned out to be a test for your relationship.

Adam Driver May be good looking, but he’s no Johnny Utah. 

I just read AV Club for the pictures.

“C’mon guys, I might be Kevin Spacey, but at least I’m not Jared Leto!”

Creatively, yeah. But AMC doesn’t give a shit about that.

Ahhh...the joke I should’ve made. 

When I was a teen (roughly the same time as you) in the midwest, theaters were strict to ensure that you were old enough when you bought the ticket, but they didn’t do shit to enforce what movie you actually walked into once you were inside.

Loudest fart I ever heard was my 10 year old brother at a catholic funeral.

I assume you’re brilliant, stubborn, and beautiful?

In my defense, Tom Waits basically came up with it when I was a little kid. So I didn’t really have much of a chance. 

Sexy werewolves?

No good, huh?

Hadn’t heard about Deadwood. You’re right—it’s way more exciting news, but Deadwood ain’t gonna get dem clicks.

I always had a soft spot for Gordon. Nerdy, well meaning, take-one-for-the-team type guys usually end up as my favorite characters. Like Cyclops in the X-Men.