next up, konami makes a patch that makes the game delete itself or unplayable

Remind me again why we should go completely digital with our games?

It would be pretty amazing if it was Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in there.

We are saddened by the loss of hundreds of part time drivers who gave us a cut of their income. I guess they will have to go back to cooking meth or growing corn or whatever they do in Nebraska.

There are two cities called Kansas City, one is in Kansas and the other is in Missouri ... they are next to each other straddling the border.

State of Kansas “You can’t make money giving rides unless you give us your name and you have insurance.” Uber “I’ve had it with you and your rules.”

why do I always seem to remember the 80s hot-hatches getting so much better gas mileage? my ‘86 CRX Si got 43 if not driven too spiritedly.

Absolutely, unequivocally, categorically bat shit fu**ing crazy. It is absolute calamity with a huge economic disparity in what you see on the road. Brand new G65 AMG next to an old beat up and un-maintained VW transporter van that is over-filled (they use them as public transport). So you get the dudes in the shitty…

Am I wrong?!

I had a Nissan Xterra a couple years back when I lived in Lagos, Nigeria. This city is like every terrain you just described to the power of 78. I never slowed down for potholes as I was in a raw off-road capable vehicle. I did this for 6 months with no issues. My friend had a CR-V and tried to follow my driving style…

Very good writing as usual, Doug.

Man oh man the Citation! My family had the joy of travelling 18hrs to Disney World in the back of one of those back in the day. At least it was bigger than the Chevette we had before it.

Subaru’s outsell VW’s in the US. It’s impossible to forget them here.

Please visit New England, Colorado, or pretty much anywhere in Canada.

It’s true: Mexicans love Navigators, Blackwoods, and Mark LTs. Same way black people love Escalades and EXTs.

Visit Puerto Rico, where you can get your eyes on a wide variety of Lancers, Mirages, Outlanders, Monteros, Nativas (renamed Montero Sports) and some Eclipses every now and then. Yes, we’re American soil, and we love Mitsubishi cars like Jezebel journalists love to push feminism on its articles. It’s not all bad, but…

The 3000 GT was and is awesome. It shall not be forgotten. Same with the Starion.

False. We remember the EVO fondly. Some of us also remember the Montero.

I fixed that one for you.