I played the ever-loving shit out of WarioWare: Smooth Moves. This, along with the Star Fox minigame, were two of my favorites. Glad to find out that this car was most probably a Pao!

That ruined Bandit Keith in the Yugioh dub IMO.

While we’re at it, can we resurrect and send Commodore’s stuff to China and then bring their Buick Park Avenue stateside?

Counterpoint; I like the way it looks.

I like it. It’s stately enough without being completely strange looking, though it would probably look a bit better with a ROVER badge affixed to it.

Not sorry to break your ignorantly-generalized narrative, pal, so here’s the driver’s mugshot.

Nope. I’m saying that meeting a blade with a taser is generally a no-no (see the video below on the 21 foot rule). They did a good job with negotiations in this case by the looks of it. Glad everything turned out alright.

I’m a simple man.  I see Jim Croce, I star.

And an incorrect one at that.

Negotiations lasted quite some time by the looks of it.

Tasers are generally regarded as less-than-lethal. A machete should only be met with lethal force unless significant distance is maintained, and a taser also has the disadvantage of needing to be close up for a proper deployment.

I like the styling on a number of 70s cars, including those featured in the video. Now if only reliability of the era good match some of the good looks...

Or even just eighties cop car in general. 

That’s a fair perspective. I came around a little bit later - the rounded swoopiness of the nineties was in full swing by then, and maybe as a result there was something alluring about the simple, straight lines of the remaining boats of the 70s and 80s to adolescent me. Big sedans and coupes, bright metal bumpers,…

This era and style of car design was all about stark lines, right angles, and velour and wood grain. There’s something beautifully utilitarian, yet classic all the while about this style in my opinion. I’ve always been drawn to them - for the era they represent, as well as their fairly uncluttered and basic looks,…

Hopefully the donk and derby crowd gets priced out of the running for it.

I’ve always loved these Caprices and the rest of GM’s 1980s B-body lineup. This one is absolutely gorgeous to say the very least, and the blue interior is a big bonus. If I had a garage and wouldn’t have to street park it in a road-salt state, and if I could obtain a more stock-looking radio, I’d probably be on my way…

I really fucking hope Mitsubishi brings the Delica stateside one of these days.

+1 to this.  The second gen Forester is probably one of my favorite Subarus of all time in terms of looks.  Wish the new Forester was more similar to it as opposed to leaning more toward the bloated-SUV side of things.