@GitEmSteveDave: I believe != = ≠ in C or C++. Not that anyone in this thread is actually looking to learn anything.

@SuddenImpact: Oh it's on! Can't believe that mutha fucka said SALT PORK. SALT frikin PORK.

Great, relatable read and further proof that my kids are their own worst internet enemies.

"Several knives, like the one pictured here, were also found at the scene. These were presumably used to cut the binding wrapped around the sacks."

Hulu - Go find someone funny, have them make a show for you, post ads for that show during episodes of It's Always Sunny, Family Guy, etc, and get people to subscribe to this new show and watch it.

Internet news' insta-cycle can be intimidating. Sometimes you just want to sit with a cup of joe and leasurely read some content that is permanently stuck in place on paper right in front of you. That's what this can bring, I think.

As the author touches on, pay special attention to capitalization.

@zaphod_b: You pretty much got the joke, there, fella. Jesse Eisenberg was not at the event.

@SewerShark: Yea it's made by HTC

Is it just me or does it feel like even if they did launch a phone, they kinda missed the boat?

@38thsignal: *circle size is an indication of distance from the actual location of the city

"The police found the teens after receiving a call from a tipster who referred to himself as 'Tommy Two Toes' and told them some boys thought it would be funny to bet 'five grand on da bears with nuttin to back it up'. Mr. Two Toes is being sought as a potential source the boys used to obtain the Four Loko drinks."

@achilleselbow: Or just sell it in a paper brown lunch sack with "lunch" written on it in sharpie.

@CallMeJordy265: I instantly thought of Louis.

@nbergseng: and using the word "Bologna" to mean "that is false" is one of the oldest continually running American figures of speech.

@blyan is not on fire: I live in Orange County, Ca. If I was calling my fiance (both had iPhones) our calls would sometimes drop back to back within a few minutes of each other. It was a pain in the ass, really.

@mathemology: According to the article, step four should have been "Orgasm repeatedly"

@Mat Dubord: Lol nice. If I could star you...

@M-Tek: Throwing an SSD in my desktop PC changed my computing life, I know that.