@TareG: Oh I've been on that island before. Equivalent to taking some E and going to a rave. Really insane and awesome, but if you do it more than once, you might as well just start sleeping in a dumpster behind the Vons.

...and then I found out they went to the University of Bologna

@blyan is not on fire: When I used to have an iPhone, I would drop probably one in five calls. Of course, a lot of the people I talked to were also on iPhones so you can see the probability doubles, but the point remains. I probably would've switched if I still wanted to own Apple HW.

@CrymeLord: Two words: Dash cam.

@TerryMasters: I'd say you pretty much got the gist of it.

@in ottermann speramus: t(-_-t)

@Ari Schwartz: Given your inability to understand the use of the word bias as a noun, I am concluding that you are incapable of removing your fanboy hat and understanding that in ID terms, this is a bad decision.

@Ari Schwartz: Industrial designers and mechanical engineers follow a particular ethic when creating products. This ethic tells us that we should allow the user to open the product since we are proud of the quality and appearance of the interior as well as the exterior of our product. We put the warranty out of mind,…

@Jesse Scroggins: Thanks. I don't even need to start an OP now. Took the words right out of my keyboard.

@Ari Schwartz: The Maker's Creed tells us to create products that the user can open up without voiding the warranty.

@Ari Schwartz: The Maker's Creed tells us to create products that the user can open up without voiding the warranty.

@Kaiser-Machead: Whale Free is the Way to Be!

@Dacker: I'm a Program Manager so it's literally my job to treat employees as pure resources.

@Dacker: That was number 5.

Number 2 made me laugh. You will be missed, Eric.

@mrisinger: Btw, I estimated Jesus to have died 22,000 years ago.

@aec007: Get out of here. We're looking to place blame, not think logically. We're the man, man.

@blunt_machetti: @THIS STATEMENT IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT. MRM PERSONALLY VERIFIED THE ACCURACY OF RADIOCARBON DATING WHEN HE RADIOCARBON DATED JESUS.

Changed to Twilight. Thanks!

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