@Xultar: Maybe in light of the context, "nut" wasn't the best word...

Now every time I say the name "Scott Redmond" in my head it's in the Matt Damon voice from Team America.

@macpatrik: Consider your human process improvement paradigm shifted, for he is SCOTT REDMOND.

Scott Redmond, I implore you to get your verifiably correct ass in here and defend yourself!

@jeffsnewphone: I can't tell if you're joking, or if you have no idea what a mechanical engineer is.

@Batmanuel: Plus getting rid of moving parts = mechanical engineer's wet dream.

@FriarNurgle: Friar! So glad I found you. I just wanted to let you know that those "geese" we talked about have finally "laid their eggs" so feel free to come by and "have some breakfast". The "eggs" are totally clean now.

@Starblaster: They're brilliant. Seriously.

Oooohhh now I understand why they timed the Steve Jobs announcement the way they did.

@Starblaster: Mine was just a bit after graduating high school. I was scheduled to move into my dorm room (in a different county) 3 days before my summons date!

*Becomes fan of Nascar

@Nitesh: My love for that movie will never die.

@The5thElephant: The Italian language.

@113Doctor: Seriously, I love you.

@Boss Mojoman: It's ok. You reminded me of how hot she was in that movie.

@Kimrod: I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you're the last AMC American left. The rest of them died fiery deaths in vehicles that spontaneously burst into flames while simultaneously locking the doors.

@113Doctor: What ever you put in your Wheaties this morning, the world would be a better place if we all had some.

@SkipErnst: I was actually just wondering what would happen at -150F. Thank you.

You lost me at Helvetica.

@jetRink: We don't lose money by selling the pennies, we reverse inflation a little.