Is that Rob Schneider as a Japanese, Jewish minister!? JC the cringe in that. Yuck! Glad I don’t want Happy Madison films!

She’s a piece of trash. Her legacy will be composed of stalling progress and pissing on her constituents. No one will be sad when she’s gone.

*Goes back to hate-playing skyward sword*

This! He should have been in jail 30 years ago. I’m over 30.

I tried to research his claims b/c I generally can believe it. But came up empty-handed. Guess I’ll sit on this game.

Really? You could have done a 3 second Google search. Hell, Bing would have told you how wrong you are. Ha, really not harshing on you too much but we old folks remember both Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros being arcades. Hell, you can still find either in any barcade.

That aside, and the real reason I chimed in, is…

That’s right! It is called a livable wage and everyone who works should be able to aspire to it, no matter their profession. Because we still need folks in those mascot costumes. Disney makes hundreds of billions. They can spare a few more dollars per person and still make hundreds of dollars! Thanks for the old ass…

I did the same. Sucked with Diablo 2 about to release and Diablo 4 down the road, but they tied my hands....

Dude seriously looks like a bridge troll. Or the troll from the original Harry Potter movie. Throw a wig on that bad boy and boom, you got Kotick!

Wow, how did I miss that train wreck? Ah, right, I don’t drink Pepsi. 

Or even Bush? But even then, which Bush?

What? Um...how!? I love how that was never a big deal b/c Japan. Kinda crazy to think that flew under the radar here. Also, I love how there is no mention in the article at all of the 2nd character. I had to look her up myself.

I don’t even want to know what the fuck State Farm “drip” is. Yuck. Seriously, that was so much cringe I’ll never play these games.

Listen to this guy! He’s got grand ideas SE. Talk about take my money!

Um, sure, that’s actually a great idea, solo. But I’m hoping for some co-op action. That would be amazing.

Game Pass! Greatest thing for your $$$. Don’t feel bad. I have a PS5 and have played more games on PC b/c of Game Pass in the last two months.

You have no idea how much I wish this was real for Ultimate. It’s perfect!

Only if they added fatalities specifically to be performed against Caillou.

As a Dad of a now 3 year old, I can testify that you only need to place your controller down unattended for a few seconds for similar results.

Honestly, you need to make Control a priority. In terms of world-building, characters, and lore, it’s one of the best games I’ve played in ages. And that doesn’t discount any technical or gameplay elements; those are top-notch too. They took the ambition of AW and dialed it all the way up. Plus, I can’t spoil anything…