“...World Trades...”, eh?

And you’re talking about a lack of safety measures? Bumps and bruises?!

SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR ‘MURCA, SON!

Rosario Dawson is a gotdam gift to Hollywood (and men and women, but acting first). She is the heart of the Marvel Netflix shows.

Exactly. Thank you.

Exactly what I am guessing is going to happen.

Not terrible. You’re terrible (I kid, I kid.)

I don’t get why this season gets so much hate. I thought their extrapolations of where a society that stops dying would go were imaginative yet spot-on.

But I’ve always been in the minority, here.

Remarkably, there’s actually a code on the packaging.

EXACTLY what came to mind when I saw this.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

Thank you. I loved this movie when I was a kid; scenes like this made it GREAT.

What the actual farce

Of course, after the Nightingale Killer gets brought to justice, they could EASILY have a freak storm that recreates the events that led to the protagonist talking to twenty years in the past... AND LEAD HER TO TALKING TO HER DAUGHTER, TWENTY (?) YEARS IN THE FUTURE...!

“Mom...?”
“Who is this?”
“Mom, this is ____, your…

I came here for Kim Possible. The internet delivered. Fair play to you, denizens of Jezebel.

That was incredibly satisfying. Thank you.

That was incredibly satisfying. Thank you.

...is that Super Sentai Hitler at 42:03 in the Henshin video above...?

Dude, I gotta try this period/virus combo thing! I gotta lose like, 20 pounds.

Of course, I’d need to grow a vagina first...

EIFFEL TOWER

“...everything from Apocalypse recruiting his Horsement, ...”

What do I care what his Horse meant?

I do wish that you hadn’t spoiled the Giant Man part of the film for me :(

MY GOD HE’S DONE IT. TIM BURTON HAS SUCCESSFULLY SYNTHESIZED A “MINI-LENA BONHAM CARTER”!

Leave this here? Don’t mind if I do!