She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

He may be a cheeseball, but we shouldn’t criticize him for sticking to his convictions. There are a lot worse things he could do than follow moral religious tenets in a morally corrupt world. Maybe if more people were like him, we wouldn’t have a sex offender as president...

Northwestern official: “Zing low, sweet Harriot.”

What bothers me are all the 70 year olds who look up to this guy as an example of how to behave. 

Carlsen now gets to enjoy his prize of being the only human allowed to yell, “This ain’t checkers, muthafucka!” for the next 12 months. Congratulations, muthafucka!

RIP Stretch

Sad day. For boxing fans like me...from Arguello v Pryor to Barerra v Morales HBO was the gold standard for free (non PPV) fights. Thank god for Showtime I guess.

How can you leave off the Neo-Samurai, the One World Order, the most interesting man in the world, the one and only, Genki Sudo?

Look, I understand that Norm Macdonald may have irreparably fucked his career going forward, but your list not including this interview pretty much invalidates it:

So, if you don’t ask Monica Lewinsky about the Clinton affair, what other newsworthy topics are there? Does she really think the news consuming public actually cares about another bullshit TED Talk about cyberbullying from a vaguely familiar name?

This one hurts. RIP.

Nice. Anita O’Day kind of reminds me of Sade

Fuck you, I laughed out loud.

Everyone has been doxxing - the left wing is plenty guilty of it - but it remains slightly non-normative. The only impact this will have is make it more normative. In other words, it will make it worse for the people _not_ on your enemies list. This is not courageous civil disobedience. This is self-indulgence that…

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

I know four guys who would disagree.

I used to live in a town that was on the Pacific Flyway and we’d get hundreds—some years thousands—of bald eagles that would come through in the winter. One of my favorite things to do (this was a small rural town, mind you), was go down to the lake and watch them absolutely wreck fucking shop on the ducks. Birds of…

Show biz kids making movies of themselves you know they don’t give a fuck about anybody else...

Fun fact: His real name was Declan Patrick MacPresley.