She wouldn’t be the first Christie to fuck with someone’s lane.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

It is not to be found on here.

Your an asshole that’s not funny at all

I mean, if I were a parent of a kid on that team, I would laugh my ass off about it, and then, afterwards, I would probably pull him aside and ask him to dial it back. And I would want my kid to understand that the coach was being funny and over-the-top, but his intensity is not the kind of thing that would be healthy…

What works:

“If you want to be your strongest, get some sun on your boys. And by boys, I mean your testicles.”

I’m sure this will come off sounding horrible.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

Uh, I think you’re forgetting the greatest version of all time..........

Who even knows racist things to say about Turks?

Looks like both boxers should’ve been using protection.

Find a higher place for the TV, maybe on top of the dresser or something.

Next time, try your mom instead of your dad...

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

Mary Carillo’s amazing badminton rant from 2004 Athens Olympics

“I’m an adult wearing a football jersey! You’re wearing a t-shirt from a team that my team doesn’t like!”

He was really asking to get belted.