I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that term.

After giving the players the books, the team didn’t want to just take them back for fear that they might be labeled something...

Interestingly, that’s what Rob Ryan uses for play calling.

That’s... that’s it? Fuck, the menu at Denny’s is thicker.

Heh...took me 2 minutes to find the right picture, dammit

God bless time stamps

What kind of jabroni finds a playbook and his first instinct is “DURRRR BETTER CALL TEAM SECURITY DURRRRR”?

That is more spirals than their fans will see all season.

Well, recycling plays wasn’t working.

At least they were in the dumpster, not the side of the road.

Washington Redskins Defensive Workbook.

Problem 1: You are approached by the media about the name of the team. Do you:

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

You can find the Saints’ defensive workbooks in every Wal-Mart in Lousiana. The cover is the fleur de lis, but the inside is just 100 blank pages.

First reaction is to call BS on the guy who found it. Trying too hard to be convincing with his use of football playbook jargon.

[scribble notes furiously]

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

Joseph MCarthy? G. Gordon Liddy? Himmler? I mean she has a type.

Browns fan here. Yep. We have nothing but misery to add.

I’m a Browns fan and read their SB Nation Blog, Dawgs By Nature, though I don’t comment. They’re incredibly polite and police their forums to keep jerks out. All of the Cleveland forums are pleasant, actually. It’s nice considering what you expect when it comes to mainstream sports comments.

“His birth name is probably Dave Hitler.”