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Mr Kurns
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Damn you synergy!

That's the name of the new single from my band, Khmer Rouge!

I told you the lord wouldn't stand for your mini dresses and beetle boots.

There was also some organic terror when you were roaming as a lower level wimp and saw a Deathclaw lurking around the countryside. My pulse would quicken and I would pray it hadn't spotted me. That was far more effective than one of the "Boo!" moments from Dead Space.

Hey, I'm just glad Fox News was able to provide moral direction.

I see what you did there.

The Brewers blowing their division lead and the Cards sneaking into the playoffs is like watching Hank die in Breaking Bad. You knew it was bound to happen but it still leaves you pissed off and screaming at your television.

Finally a movement for today's horny Christian extremist.

True. I feel like shouting, "Satan! Right behind you!" would be an adequate distraction.

Why do I feel the Duggars are amassing an army for some sort of coup?

The NES game still gives me nightmares. The damn dam.

The real question is which film is the front runner for being the worst written?

Sadly a few people I know adore her. Let's hope there aren't many more!

I love this idea of the evil media trying to conceal the truth coming from the party of Fox News of all places!

I really wish the free market would do its job and get her out of here already.