I inherited this game from my dad as a kid, and I loved the hell out of it. I’m glad I wrote this story, if only to be reminded that this game existed. Thank you, OldBeigeGuy.

Also 6-foot-10 Chris Young and not-6-10 Chris Young, and all the Michael/Mike Johnson/Johnstons.

The Alexes Gonzalez drove me crazy in the 2000s.

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