what in the hell was that splash mountain rap?!?!?!  What is that from?  Is that something they would play while standing in line?

Also, Uma Thurman’s mug is BEAT in this movie! Look at those brows arched to her forehead!

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…

I just assumed the Cuban “son” was his gay boyfriend before I found out about the 12 year-old thing.

I’ve been in here too long

I’m surprised the article didn’t mention Fiona Apple’s masterpiece ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters,’ which not only DIDN’T suffer from being released during the pandemic, but felt like the perfect soundtrack to our anxious, cagey mood.

I wish you would do a face sunscreen version of this article.  

I wish you would do a face sunscreen version of this article.  

Everyone:

Trump tweets random things all the time. Picking one tweet as if it means anything, and ignoring what Trump’s administration has been actually doing, seems absurd.

Isn’t Brood X the really big one?  That comes next year, not this year. 

“she felt compelled to throw a bunch of black women under the bus” or do you think its because the women she named are all in the billboard top 50.

Your avatar is super sexy...  

I’m so happy you did this with gin.  <3

Watching a movie while video chatting?  Good god, I might as well sit in a theater next to someone on their phone! 

I am cackling

Charli XCX would like a word...

Reminds me of this time my friend ran through the sprinklers in the football field with a sheet of acid in his pocket

Reminds me of this time my friend ran through the sprinklers in the football field with a sheet of acid in his pocket

Does this mean Lysol wipes are fine, too?  Is that a dumb question?

Reminder:  He lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mother. 

This was my thought as well.  100%.  Like, imagine if he went around talking about how XXX her XXX was.  #NoMoreDoubleStandards