ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

Hold up.  You haven’t been able to try them out?  So this is literally just about you liking their zippo case?  

“Pete smokes so much weed that it makes people uncomfortable.”

It took me WAY TOO LONG to find Kylie Jenner in that picture.  For real - I though that was Blac Chyna! 

This is just a marketing attempt to get attention.

Who exactly does Lindsay have to go home to and spend the holidays with?

Boy. The Russian bots are in full force tonight, huh?

The FireStick is on the “can’t watch” device list though:

I wonder if I can use that letter for the IRS?

I googled the shelf life of poptarts. Unfortunately, it’s only 6-12 months. 

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

I almost threw up. 

We’ve covered other women who will be congressional newbies in January. Here are just a few examples:

If you stand there for three minutes with your dick in someones hand its because you are into it.

Spacey then unzipped the accuser’s pants and rubbed his penis, both in and out of his pants, for about three minutes, he told police

Anyone else think it’s ridiculous to charge someone making $10,000 or less per year any income tax at all?

Because it’s not on Netflix.

He looks like he hasn’t seen daylight in so long. There’s a part of me that hopes he has a vitamin D deficiency and once corrected, he will be horrified by his actions.

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.