The 1989 tour was also a stadium tour....

The first scene, uh-oh y’all you know she’s going to be a problem mom because...gasp...SHE HAD A C-SECTION! Can’t even control her own birth can she?? Why did it have to go down like that? It is 2018, women have c-sections for all sorts of reasons and not one of those reasons is a reason for a mom to feel inadequate…

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

I went to see Star Wars at one of our local theaters and they had the volume turned up so loud that we had to put our fingers in our ears. It was so insanely loud that we left 5 minutes in. My ears were thumping like I had just left a concert.

I mean.... after 8 years of Presidency, I would feel fucking serene to be at the end. Give Obama a break! I love that man!

If media reports are to be believed, Teresa May is reportedly demanding that Trump be invited to the wedding in order to not cause an international incident. I am hoping this is not true for the simple fact that Will & Kate did not invite the Obamas to their wedding and theirs was a semi-state wedding while Harry and…

On the long, long list of things I miss about him is how he brushed off the jibber-jabbering of his nutjob critics while talking like a grown-up to people with serious differences. By comparison, Trump’s skin is so thin we can see the capillaries in it (well, if they weren’t covered in 3/8" of subcutaneous fat.)

That’s how I’m interpreting it. “I did my best for you ingrates and you just had to elect a racist demagogue. Okay, you can burn it all down, it won’t harm my legacy as the last good President before the Trump disaster.”

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.

It is SO embarrassing to be out with my conservative, Fox-watching mother, hear someone say Happy Holidays, and have her snap back “Merry Christmas!” with this fake sing-song smirk in her voice that’s supposed to tell you that she just called you out, perfect stranger. Every time, she makes me a little bit happier I…

Yeah same here. I’m a white guy who lives in DC. I’ve actually stopped in El Centro walking back from my gym.

Yes. I stood in the bar area, in my gym clothing.

Huh? What does La Sandia have to do with El Centro? This looks like an incident with a racist doorman, not Richard Sandoval.

I am done with calling out the actresses on this shit. Call out the magazine, the conglomerate who owns the magazine, etc. This is not her fault. We’re playing games with women who want to help because they arent 100% perfect meanwhile people are getting away with rampant discrimination, assault etc.

Just a white dude chiming in to say I’ve been to El Centro a handful of times and I pretty much only wear ratty-ass sneakers. This tracks.

“And whether you think my humbug’s a blessin’ or a curse, yer still gonna buy it...” ;)

.....yes I’m well aware that PT was hot garbage and I’ve already reconciled with that and decided to enjoy a fucking musical that makes me happy.

“Blinking White Guy” isn’t Cary Elwes?!?!?!?!?!

You might need more help than we can offer if your tits are on your back, sounds like things have really taken a turn for the worse!

I just got my hair cut. My hair was halfway down my back, past my tits. now it’s above my shoulders. I did not ask for this. Pls send help. Also, fuck winter solstice and fuck capricorn and saturn and the sun and all that shit. and fuck retrograde.