I am cackling

Charli XCX would like a word...

wait, what? What is a high-school history crib? 

wait, what? What is a high-school history crib? 

I liked this stupid show.... but the winner sucks. 

Yes. He made actors believe they were auditioning for a part in a show called “Bulk.” The audition piece/monologue required the actors to do things that fulfilled Sherry’s fetish (act extremely manly and dirty, smell their armpits, showing lots of skin, etc).

Does this mean Lysol wipes are fine, too?  Is that a dumb question?

I agree with everything you’ve said, but please don’t use the word “retarded.”  And if you must, please don’t use it as a synonym for stupid.  I’m not scolding, I’m just asking nicely. 

Reminder:  He lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mother. 

This was my thought as well.  100%.  Like, imagine if he went around talking about how XXX her XXX was.  #NoMoreDoubleStandards

but Pete Davidson lives in his mother’s basement

I mean, it definitely triggers me..... 

“I feel like you’re the boogeywoman of the right, and I’m the boogeywoman of the left,” co-host Meghan McCain

Yes to the tiny pimples! I have dry skin around my eyes and would LOVE to find an eye cream that doesn’t make me breakout... but I just don’t think this exists. 

Yes to the tiny pimples! I have dry skin around my eyes and would LOVE to find an eye cream that doesn’t make me…

But what about Almond Milk?  

The phrase is “I couldn’t care less.”  If you say “I could care less,” that implies that you care a little bit. 

Get some help for what? 

I don’t know who Austin Butler is, but I think I’m in love!

This will result in even more vape-related lung disease.  So fucking stupid. 

The Starbucks sippy-cup lid is great for hot beverages, but sucks for cold!  All the melted ice goes to the top, and it tastes like you’re drinking watered down coffee.... 

Can we just start using cornstarch straws?  Like, come on..... they feel EXACTLY LIKE PLASTIC!