I cannot wait until Shawn Mendes comes out of the closet so he can quit with this gross charade!

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS - Shawn Mendes is a gay man! 

Three shots all at once, in a row, is a lot for you.  

Why would you hesitate? Your job as a bartender would be to make sure you aren’t over-serving someone to the point of them being belligerent drunk... Having 3 shots of liquor a day isn’t a legitimate reason a bartender would hesitate to serve someone.

Pretty sure he isn’t

It does make sense, thanks to the correct comma usage.

You guys.... seriously... HE IS A GAY MAN!

Guilty as charged!  I even googled it for a refresher! 

Rider Strong is still fine as fuck

23.99 is a higher than the average 19.24 percent for new cards

That’s the cliffhanger... 

lol - you do know that Zinc sunscreens are mineral, right?

He has a large penis.  They talked about it on ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians”

You should try Supergoop Unseen sunscreen. It’s clear, it’s not greasy AT ALL, and it doesn’t make your face more oily than it already is.

That’s it? No sunscreen recommendations? No chemical vs mineral comparison?

Is the Haim song supposed to be a rip-off of Take a Walk on the Wild Side?

Imagine being a presidential candidate and not knowing what to do with your hands during the National Anthem.

Bella Thorne looks so stinky

Sorry, but I honestly can’t stomach hearing or looking at Joe Rogan.  

LOL - Chonda Pierce wrote an open letter to Trump on Facebook in 2017 asking him to act like a statesman. She implored him to bring dignity and respect to the Presidency.