I really hate that the Money/Snake joke was a plant  :-(

WHAT?!  But those are two favorites - LITERALLY! 

He’s legal - IT’S FINE! 

SHAWN MENDES IS A GAY MAN. This is just a known fact to almost all gay people. This whole relationship is a sham because his demographic is teen girls. The charade needs to be kept up so teen girls continue to think they have a chance with him.

Good GOD Jake Gyllenhaal is fine...

I live in Arlington, VA.  I hate trump and I hate this event.  But I have to admit.... it was really fucking cool seeing a stealth bomber fly over my house!!!!! 

A warning would be nice before showing the picture.....  :-(

Madonna was raped. She knows what it feels like.

You don’t need to understand other people’s preferences! 

That’s why they’re giving options.... “Chat,” “Don’t Chat,” “No Preference.”

The point is to get to your location.  Not make new friends on the way. 

But is it better than Hilary Duff’s Manson movie?

If I were Jake Gyllenhaal, I would do the same thing. My god he’s gorgeous... 

Is that Jessie’s husband? Why is he wearing denim cuffs?

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why the hell isn’t he sitting in first class, then?!

Her new boyfriend is GOD.  Didn’t you read the article? /s

LOL of course she did...

She doesn’t work on the Today Show anymore.  They banished her to Access Hollywood  :-(

I was in Amsterdam sitting in a coffee shop, when an older white lady came in. It was obvious that she was there to gawk at all the marijuana smokers, so the budtender told her to buy something or leave.