Dyson has the WORST customer service that I’ve ever experienced. God help you if something is wrong with your [brand new] vacuum. Their customer service is so bad that I’ve sworn them off, and I go around spreading the gospel of Shark Vacuums.

Dyson has the WORST customer service that I’ve ever experienced. God help you if something is wrong with your [brand…

GOOD GOD that man is fine!

It’s a shame that Nightride (the unofficial mixtape/whatever) is leaps and bounds better than this official release. Joyride is fine. Joyride isn’t bad. Joyride is “safe.” And that means that Joyride isn’t winning.

SHEESH that man is fine!

Whenever there’s an article about Jon Hamm, I can’t concentrate on anything except for how god-damn fine he is...

Can somebody please explain why he was dying his hair in jail? Like... he was a strawberry blonde kid...... went to jail, and now has black hair and a black goatee. What is that?!

Who are those gorgeous boys on the left?!

Fuck Dyson. I ordered a vacuum, they sent me a broken one, and it took over 2 months for them to issue me a refund. Their customer service is a NIGHTMARE.

Fuck Dyson. I ordered a vacuum, they sent me a broken one, and it took over 2 months for them to issue me a refund.…

Dyson is the worst.

Dyson is the worst.

This was also my favorite Brody era.... because he was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking fine back then!

recently my dog and cat have been acting strange, very lazy, sick and just not theirselves. i took them to the vet and turns out it’s from tea tree oil. i use this oil in my diffuser and it’s TOXIC to dogs and cats

Hi. So, I own a bidet and I absolutely love it. But let’s be real - it does NOT stop me from using toilet paper. In fact, I feel like I use MORE toilet paper to dry off after using the bidet.

Hi. So, I own a bidet and I absolutely love it. But let’s be real - it does NOT stop me from using toilet paper. In…

Jezebel is a blog. It’s opinion pieces. This author hates her.

I saw Sleep No More, and had an interaction with a completely naked man. He grabbed my hand and pulled me into a small bathroom. He was covered in blood, so he got in the shower and sort of fell to the floor like he was drunk.

Hi. Me too. Good god.

I bought this last month (December 8th) and it has been a huge nightmare. First, I selected “2 day express delivery,” as this was a birthday gift. The order took 5 days to process, and then was shipped “standard 5 day delivery.” Oh ok......

The item arrived after the birthday, but whatever. It was still exciting. We…

I bought this last month (December 8th) and it has been a huge nightmare. First, I selected “2 day express…

He must have that good D

There’s really nothing remarkable about this song. Sounds like it was made by the generic pop machine.

Or, just take a little bit of mushrooms and watch the paint strokes move around the canvas...

This is such a sweet story.