Apps are a recorded sound, played on loop. Once you hear the loop, it’s impossible to stop hearing, and it literally keeps you up at night.

Apps are a recorded sound, played on loop. Once you hear the loop, it’s impossible to stop hearing, and it literally…

I have the old-school traditional Dohm. I love the SHIT out of that thing.

I have the old-school traditional Dohm. I love the SHIT out of that thing.

Emailing the representatives comes back with an error message. They appear to have blocked emails:

I imagine we’ll get one preview a day... the last one this Friday. Friday’s preview will probably announce the release date. My bet is December 15th.

Why is he doing that with his hand? Is that a royal thing?

I’m totally okay with this and don’t understand the outrage. It’s Thanksgiving week for god’s sake. It was a way to lighten the mood. I got a smile out of it.

Hush was good enough, but I had a lot of issues with it. I found it hard to believe that a deaf woman wouldn’t feel the vibrations of someone banging on her window, or getting killed on her front deck.

I was really hoping for something a bit more...... scandalous 

John/Jim is SO FREAKING SEXY

Who is that handsome man in the picture behind Putin? DREAMBOAT!

You sound like fun.

These guys REEEAAALLLLY aren’t gay? Like, come on.

YAS QUEEN! You’re perfect! You’re beautiful! You look like Linda Evangelista!

Another song about her current bland boyfriend? Can we get something about Calvin Harris, please? He is fine as fuck.

Go fuck yourself. Spacey was someone in a power position. It’s totally normal for a production assistant to be googley-eyed at the big star. Go. Fuck. Yourself. GO! FUCK! YOURSELF!

Are you all going to stop writing about Jeff Goldblum when women start saying he groped them? It’s already mentioned in a comment on another article:

Man. “Cola” is my favorite Lana Del Rey song.

Did ANYONE edit this article? Good god!

ugh. I’ve always thought he was so sexy

Que all the doctors who read Jezebel! Look people - she didn’t have stroke. Just because it “looked like” a stroke.... or just because you’ve “seen a stroke” doesn’t mean you can diagnose Mrs Williams.