Seriously? Stand up and walk? Was this article necessary? Are people really that stupid nowadays?

Judge me for the work I produce. Not the clothing I wear. Can we just fucking fuck dress codes al-fucking-ready?

Who is that DADDY in the middle of the top picture?! Oh, to be that tortoise! SWOON!

“World Trade Center” starring Nick Cage was ALSO released in 2006!!!

This is LITERALLY exactly how Lorde became famous. First, blogs posted about this “unknown Australian teen girl.” Then she was EVERYWHERE.

I’m not thirsty. Oh, at all.

I kept a drug journal when I was using meth 15 years ago. We recently moved out of the city, and while packing, I found (and read) the journal.

My god, I can’t explain the feeling of reading it. It immediately took me back to that time, and it felt so dark. I was low. Lower than low.

But MY GOD look how sexy he is!

Gimme a break... “Usually ships within 1 to 2 months.”

Gimme a break... “Usually ships within 1 to 2 months.”

Lena Dunham is a “creative writer.” Everyone I knew who took Creative Writing in school was a liar. A storyteller.

Nothing about this is offensive to me. In fact, as a gay man, I think it’s fucking fierce. Can we all calm down?

puff puff pass gurrrrl

Try walking around or sitting with a penis between your legs. It’s not easy or comfortable.

If our president is allowed to engage in locker room talk, then so are our hockey players, god damnit! Now grab ‘em by the pussy!

I love how they carefully selected images so that NONE of them were pre-lip injections. #KnowYourBrand

But.... can we get a full shot of the friend he’s with? With all the tattoos? For.... research?

Crest Pro Health has/had three problems, all of which affected me -

(1) Abrasions: caused by the microbeads in the toothpaste.
(2) Skin Peeling/Lining Shedding: caused by sodium hexametaphosphate.
(3) Tooth Staining: caused by the active ingredient: Stannous Flouride

My dentist says none of these are dangerous, but…

Jason Derulo is GAY. So unless Minaj has a dick, he’s lying.

Bless you, Zabelle

Can someone please tell me HOW to see this? Where is playing? I can’t find it anywhere.