It’s a horror movie. You’ve got to be able (and open) to suspending disbelief.

*couldn’t care less. Not “could care less”

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and he’s fucking sexy as fucking fuck.

YASSS! I love FROOT!

I vomited on a one-night-stand’s peen. Yes, I was drunk. Yes, he was drunk. No, nobody cared... not even me. Cause that was HUNG.

YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so proud of you for this!!!!!!!

It’s such a turn-on for me when a man’s leg concaves in. Also, i’m not kidding.

Shut up, Taylor Swift. It’s free for THREE MONTHS. Consider it free publicity. If you’re music is so good, people will buy it.

Good. He was asking for it.

9/11 really put a damper on that one....

Right, but it never MATTERS when Android does it.

Oh hi there... I'm Kenny. What's your name?

And if that's what she wants to be, then why is it of any bother to you?

Oh take a fucking seat and let Madonna be Madonna.

Color me ignorant, but..... what does "Cosby" spell backwards? I'm still stuck on that part.....

The Lizzie Borden movie (with Christina Ricci) was SHARP!

(see what I did? Sharp? Cause Lizzie Borden took an axe......) :-/

I really, really wanted to read this article, as I recently attended a wedding and this topic came up, but I literally couldn't. The article was so poorly written that it felt like I was deciphering a puzzle while I was attempting to read. On numerous occasion, I found myself having to reread sentences in order to…

But was he hung? I NEED TO KNOW!

I had 5 kidney stones between the ages of 18-23 because I was doing a lot of blow. Obviously, blow + dancing = dehydration.