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I was on sabbatical, but I’m BACK IN A BIG WAY, BABE.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Having consensual sex, getting pregnant and getting an abortion are all legal in the United States. Also, your implication that babies are punishment to women for having sex under any circumstances is really creepy. I’m sorry your parents didn’t love you, but if you can use a computer, you can make a therapy…

…a canny way of exalting himself above his crime in order to lessen it. And so long as that cynical method of denying and excusing rape works, like it did here, people will keep using it.

Man, I haven't seen a shittier Cardinal rape apology since Bernard Law.

I typically roll my eyes when people say “I’m so blessed”. I hate that phrase. This instance, though, you're spot on.

I’ve heard this from several people, and as a rival alum I’m both amused and confused. I know people like to pretend everything is all about football, but PSU is a huge state university, with comparatively reasonable prices and a variety of majors. Are hiring managers really penalizing Dave Random BA in business…

So it’s a difficult choice to not blame a bunch of students who had nothing to do with any of this and were in high school when this became news? But still, fuck them?

On the off chance anyone at Happy Valley reads this.

As fun as it is to pick on Paterno, can anyone actually believe a kid would decide to tell someone about his abuse (which we all know is rare), and pick Paterno, not his parents or police? Then how does he get a one-on-one moment with Paterno to tell? Then he just sits on it for 40 years until an insurance company…

Come at me Chris

Supposedly, the Bears were interested in Connor Cook.

“Let’s see what’s in the funbag today!”

Wait until he meets the white guys.

Yes, because it is about consent and ignoring the refusal thereof.

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.

Wait till you hear her music.

Because a fat guy came to your home and ate cookies?

Would you settle for realizing that they were just normal people yet phenomenal athletes?