Cook’s just an asshole, Jay is actively harming his children.

Based on the little I know about child abuse victims, I don’t agree with your conclusion. However, I’m glad you’re questioning details and you laid your thoughts out well.

On the off chance anyone at Happy Valley reads this.

Area homophone re-enacts scene from “Dirty Dancing” in profile picture

Sometimes it can be hard to respond to logical fallacies (or disingenuous arguments, whatever) in a cool (as in both calm, and the fonz) way.

You knocked it out of the park. Up top!

What a lunatic....
Did he seriously think he was going to fit Amy Schumer in frame without a special lens?

Are you a developer? That’s really clever reasoning...

Mind you, this is in a series of games so starved for space that the clouds and the bushes were the same sprite...

Do you consider the truly exceptional normal people?

Pippen doesn’t really belong in that list. I kind of threw him in there because “No Tippin Pippin”, and his ridiculous Warriors takes.

Try to stay with me here.

It’s so fun to have something genuinely enjoyable involving Michael Jordan.