Wow. I'm SO SORRY. You're right. I'm shellshocked. She's a puppet, an inauthentic puppet. My world is collapsing, I'm going to eat a dick, get fucked, and drink bleach now. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

Thanks, my three favorite things, will do! Well four if you count listening to LANA. I hope some day you find peace.

Sorry! There were just so many commenters telling you how wrong you are it would take too long to read every single one. The fact that you bestow artistic autonomy on Dylan and Bowie but ascribe Del Rey's persona to "a room full of suits" shows that you're just a sexist who doesn't trust women to (or believe they can)…

omg no one's EVER changed their name, look, or music before. Bob Dylan and David Bowie definitely came out of the womb with their names and musical identities fully intact.

No The Beguiled, Personal Shopper, or It Comes At Night? I'm very ok with Wonder Woman not being on here.

Girlpool, Lorde, The XX, Father John Misty…Carly Rae only put out one song but it's the best song so I think that should count too.

Erika Jayne is just "some Housewives lady?" Rude.

Yup, because little girls accuse their adoptive fathers of sexual abuse all the time just for fun. http://www.vanityfair.com/n…