I guess Josh Homme's statute of limitations for beating a woman is nine years.

No Chicago date — So Lolapalooza?

I remember when Eddie Vedder first cut his hair…

Needs more derp.

Gibby's word is worthless.

I have strong feelings about which violent children's program is superior.

Jim Shooter: "Hank Pym was Not a Wife-Beater"

Don't go in the Caterpillar tent!

I like the way Al Roker heckled the Bush administration.

Up men, pussies!

Hasn't Detroit suffered enough?

Hasn't Detroit suffered enough?

"I gotta use the can…"
[noisily pushes chair away from table]
[shuffles between tables]
"Hey, waiter… where's the head?"
[shuffles to men's room door]
[rattles on door knob]
[knocks on door]
[damp farts]

"I gotta use the can…"
[noisily pushes chair away from table]
[shuffles between tables]
"Hey, waiter… where's the head?"
[shuffles to men's room door]
[rattles on door knob]
[knocks on door]
[damp farts]

Sanjuro : Seven Samurai :: Twix : Snickers

Sanjuro : Seven Samurai :: Twix : Snickers

"Yojimbo… can be a bit dull and repetitive at points."

"Yojimbo… can be a bit dull and repetitive at points."

"Then he bought all of the v necked black T-shirts in the world."

"Then he bought all of the v necked black T-shirts in the world."