My parents raised me perfectly — and that is why I have no sense of humor whatsoever.

My parents raised me perfectly — and that is why I have no sense of humor whatsoever.

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False.  Thanks for playing.

False.  Thanks for playing.

Ms. Hogan's new album is the tops.

Ms. Hogan's new album is the tops.

"While Love still holds a 60 percent stake in the company (vs. Frances Bean's 40 percent), she will not profit from her late husband's likeness until the load is repaid."

Where would Gretta learn $uch $trong-arm tactic$?

"Dan STINKER!"

Shite.
His whole catalog is shite.

Elvis killed Biggie.

Beloved yet morally troublesome antihero?
Jay-Z

Wait a minnit…
There are Scientologists in Hollywood?

Word of Warning:
Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little comedy routines, but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and… and quarries.

A wildcard would love the Nightman.