Kelsey would *never* misquote or misrepresent reality for a narrative. How *DARE* you.

While I agree with your article overall, I’m not sure this is correct:

That is a hell of a TL;DR. My short answer is get over yourself.
My TL;DR reply: Ever single racing site publishes spoiler headlines as soon as the race is complete - I have been tripped up by the BBC, NPR and other straight news sites. Actual racing sites would never have a “Monza results” title. Why should Jalop be…

Real World Data Says:

HOW DARE YOU SPOIL THE RESULTS OF A RACE THAT IS OVER! DON’T YOU KNOW I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WATCH A RACE LIVE?

JK, nice recap Max. This was my favorite race of the season, by far. Excellent job by Leclerc. 

Its such a good thing that Tesla hasn’t oversold its Autopilot system and referred to it as “full self driving”, because that might have led people to become over reliant on it and die in the process. Oh, wait...

I asked for comment from each of the members of the NFL, none have responded to me. How telling.

If any of them actually were more than just “good for a girl,” they WOULD be playing on Friday nights. 

“Yeah, it’s my fault rape exists.”

I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $1000

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Yeah, that was pure sarcasm.

Oh my god, can you guys not spoil it for people who want the find out the race schedule from it’s pure, unadulterated source but can’t check twitter like every 7 seconds? Some of us have to work. Example headline:

Former HS kicker, who switched from soccer. The issue isn’t really kicking ability, any good HS soccer player can kick the ball 50 yards. It’s the short approach on someone else’s timing and precise kick, which isn’t really something you need to do in soccer. PK’s and set pieces have long run-ups and plenty of time to…

Since when is getting a six yard running start with no equipment a predictor of NFL talent?

Do you have any idea how many college and high school kickers are better than this? Schools like Ohio State have five or six kids on the roster (non-scholarship) who are all ten times better than this. I can name six high school kids within five miles of my house who are better than this.

Good for her, but is there a reason to believe she would be anything beyond a PR move? The differences in male and female anatomy are brutal and some college soccer player who can’t quite hack it in the MLS is much better player than her. USWNT loses to high school boys.

This kind of begs the question that if Lloyd is given the chance, then why wouldn’t the (at least 10s) of other male college kickers and soccer players who can make the same kicks, be given an opportunity? Just seems like a PR stunt from the NFL that could open up further questions of opportunity and merit. Because…

I was a pretty good kicker who started a few D1 games (and rode the bench for many, many more). Right now, in my mid-30s, I could probably hit a 55-yarder with a runup like Carli had in the video.

Can we please stop this? Look at how she's actually kicking those footballs. Takes two extra steps and the angle is so low she'd be scalding the ball into her center's asshole every time. Stop trying to be woke before it makes people hate a woman whose only previous crime was being part of a juggernaut soccer team.