You wouldn’t call this a good race?  What more are you looking for?

I complained about this a long time ago, and I realized how WRONG I was and not Jalopnik. I was the idiot for going to a car website that I knew would post about the race after the fact. So here are some tips for not getting your race spoiled until you watch it.

When have they ever been able to go three-wide at Monaco?

Maybe they could hand over reporting duties to Elizabeth. Then she could do an update on last year’s article about how young drivers don’t get a real chance in F1 anymore.

“Vettel, retire bitch.

“It wasn’t what I’d call a good race”

You know, if you were a real fan of the race, you’d have been watching the race live on TV. Oh wait...

I mean, following the live stream on the website. Oh wait...

I mean, listening to terrestrial radio and watching T&S screens? Yeah, that’s the one. 

BBC - “Lewis Hamilton Wins Record Sixth British Grand Prix after Sebastian Vettel Crash”

CNN - “Lewis Hamilton Wins Record Sixth British Grand Prix”

Racer - “Hamilton Wins After Safety Car As Vettel Hits Verstappen”

Motorsport - “British GP: Hamilton Takes Home Win, Vettel Hits Verstappen”

USA Today - “Lewis Hamilton…

Bingo.

Yeah, I definitely didn’t fly to the Nurburgring to cover the 24 for Jalopnik. Or Pikes Peak. 

There are hundreds of ways to watch F1 without paying for it. There are hundreds of ways to avoid spoilers if you can’t watch it until after it’s over. 

Of all the responses you could have had to this complaint, you picked the one that confirmed you're a cunt.

>>>Sad when the most interesting pass in the race happens in pitt lane.

The race is over. If you truly cared, you would have watched it.

So is it you that shows up to whine about this every single race weekend, or are there other dummies?

That’s all well and good to say, and the argument is sound....until you realize that our government is broken, because 40-65% of voters don’t take part in presidential and midterm elections, to say nothing of smaller elections, and those that do take part are largely voting party loyalty over sound plans and whom…

“It should be obvious at this point that we need to amend the first amendment, or even repeal and replace it”.

Microsoft hosts the website for Alliance Defending Freedom, likely the most influential anti-LGBT legal advocacy group in the country. Alliance Defending Freedom attorneys represented the Colorado baker who refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple and pushed rules to deliberately expose LGBT people to…

Ironic that a site that pushes all sorts of “hate speech”, owned by a company that operates some of the most hateful sites on the internet such as The Root and Jezebel, would write about how other sites are “hosting hate”.

As long as your company is making money on the root you really don't have a leg to stand on.