@bitchyolympian: Ha! That would be lucky, indeed.

Pity Fox News and other right-wingnuts: They've been calling Assagne a traitor, etc. and howling for his arrest. Now they'll have evil feminazis to thank. What a pickle!

We can at least suggest some titles:

@MakeFetch:Who doesn't sit in their lingerie to watch MacNeil/Lehrer? Of course, I don't anymore, now that it's just the News Hour.

@7states: Very sad. Whitman's former employee claimed she was owed $6,210 in unpaid wages and expenses. Whitman fought it and the $5,500 is the settled amount she agreed to pay.

@that damn monkey is a humorless bitch: Some call it nepotism and graft; some call it a lifestyle. I don't judge.

@that damn monkey is a humorless bitch: I'm touched. If I'm gonna run, I'll need a campaign manager ...

@sublimelazy: Sure! Might also make a nice sign at your local Tea Party rally/protest/clusterfuck.

What this country needs is fewer Tea Parties and more key parties!

@CleverPseudonym: Throw in a vintage fountain pen and that's my idea of a good time.

Cake? Oh, Tina, you're breaking my heart. I guess it just shows no one is perfect.

@tastesgoodtoo: Exactly. He wasn't even wearing gloves, the slut.

@jemandtheholograms: And as a final step, they start posting on Jezebel!

I'm sorry, all I heard was: "blah, blah, blah ... half a bottle of

@Lauren_Belle: Fascinating. Thank you.

@Lauren_Belle: I'm curious, if voting is compulsory, is there a penalty for not voting? How is it enforced?

Note to FoxBoys: When you mentioned Glenn Beck to "the hot chick from accounting" and she rolled her eyes and said "fuck that," I think you misunderstood.

Maybe I'll sign up for the class and show up wearing a fat suit. That's about the level of subtlety appropriate for Kelly's writing.

This is a rather facile comparison and only a few sentences deep (as others here have pointed out). But I'm sure it will generate lots of page views.

"a new way to socialize American-style."