No joke, had one suggest we sing Ebony and Ivory together. Had an immediate flashback to that scene in “Undercover Brother.” Just stopped myself from suggesting we do Accidental Racist instead, ‘cause Carol was probably listening.

Holy shit your dogs are racist.

Yes. I am done being at work when I am at work, the last thing I want is to see Carol for free.

Can we add office potlucks to this list cause Janice and her odd Jell-O & marshmallow salad.. #VOM

You ain’t telling a lie my friend...