By this logic, North Korea is running the most successful country in the world.

hahaha christ Kinja sucks...sorry! Sorry guys! *knocks everyone’s drinks over*

When money laundering it’s typically not advisable to do things that will garner attention from the press.

Ketchup? Catsup? Even regionally, it’s presented both ways. Screw whether hot dogs are sandwiches, this is the real debate the internet needs to tackle.

(Grant has the lowest)

This is the White House communications director

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Please sit in your car with the engine running, in your garage with the garage doors closed, and think for as long as your tiny shitbrain is capable of doing so, about the very stupid thing you’ve posted.

-Going offline for the holidays is fucking great. I am young and awesome, so my friends and I rented a ginormous house in Rhode Island for the weekend, 17 of us, and just partied all weekend long. Beach days, volleyball and cornhole, grilling, playing so much Kings and flip cup and slap cup, discovered a new game…

Remember, they haven’t officially signed Curry or Livingston or West or Iguodala yet. These are all just “agreements.” The moratorium ends on July 7th (I believe), after which time the Warriors will sequence these signings to make best use of Bird Rights.

So a guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “what’s wrong with you” and the guy says, “I have opioid-induced constipation” and the doctor says OIC

Are you moving yourself or getting movers? If your company is going to pay for the move, get good stuff now and keep it. But it think if you have to haul it all across the country yourself then nah.

you ditch his ass and hit the bar, but have his drink waiting for him

I regret that I have but one recommend to give for your response.

Everybody has his own Final Fantasy.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I expected Max Gails of laughter

seems fishy to me.

They got the young detective from Barney Miller’s precinct?