[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

I think it’s a combination of things:

“Deemed a violation of the team rule that players not discuss private locker-room dialogue with the media.”

It’s crazy how many of these professional athletes and movie stars and other wealthy people still have problems even with all their money. It’s almost like they’re still people.

“Derrick Rose Considered Walking Away from Basketball”

*Watersportsgate

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

alternate headline:

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

I heard from a guy in the equipment room that the owner was bashing both Grigson and Pagano while chewing down some Oxys. But that’s just Irsay.

Where is Jim Irsay and what is going on with the Colts?

Jim Irsay, every few hours: Where am I, and what is going on with the Colts?

Yes, it inspired me. He risked his life for a worthwhile cause he believes in.

Yeah, I mean like that guy Martin Luther King, Jr. All those protests were just all about him. I mean, what did the March on Washington ever accomplish? And that I Have a Dream speech? I heard he had it recorded just to hear himself talk.

My 2017 resolution is to march around in a nude and glitter body stocking while my HelterSkelterBackupDancers valiantly attempt to make things slightly less fucked up.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Or Blake Bortles.

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.