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Mr.ImMyOwnGrandfather
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"Big deal, we still have WAY more black people in our jails."
- America

True, but they keep forgetting that the martyr guy forgave the people persecuting him and didn't seek out an audience to bitch about it afterwards.

@disqus_DqblKBBaxB:disqus No, he was used for something…. darker.

"You'll get nothing and like it!"
— Trump to America's working poor

@robertmaitlandarchitect:disqus I heard he used it to get tickets to Mamma Mia! and (The Marriage of) Figaro.

@vajayjayleno:disqus To be fair, " just stop being dicks to each other" would solve about 95% of the humanity's non-environmental based problems.

In the dubbed version, he also makes several very unflattering references to a, "Mr. Falcon."

Meh. When you get rich enough, you don't have to pay for a damn thing.

She wears underwear with dick holes in them.

@avclub-078ec3018e9598b51774cb90009712ae:disqus ….


@George_Liquor:disqus "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
- Pretty much every Republican since the Reconstruction Era

Not until the Stone Protectors reboot gets fully funded and Zack Snyder finally finishes his Biker Mice from Mars passion project.

Hey! "Pop bias and casual sexism" is the name of MY cover album of Ryan Adams' cover of Taylor Swift's 1989!

*(Looks around nervously)*

@the_masked_superstar:disqus Still skating! She'll be putting on a big show in September!

@avclub-9b7b0109c992b2904b1cb4640cebc223:disqus But surely, there must have been an instance upon which somebody was dunked?

War of Southern Ass Getting Kicked

@megarajusticemachine:disqus It's #1 on the list of How to Date Natalie Dormer!

Yeah. The only reason Europe keeps Ukraine around is so Poland has somebody it can laugh at from time to time.