It would almost be worth living through the complete shit show we would have to have gone through to get to that point just to see that moment.

*rimshot*

@avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus Every minute of news coverage spent covering Trump saying something stupid is one minute they aren't talking about….

@avclub-735dd629ab696e3a1bfcc0fe0d687bb1:disqus I'll give you the first Guardians movie. The second one should have had the subtitle: diminishing returns and with a worse soundtrack.

@NephewOfAnarchy:disqus Green Hornet?

@trust_me_i_m_a_doctor:disqus There's more than one word. "Pretentious" "annoying" and "more-trouble-than-she's-worth" also work here.

I am gru-t.

But they could be attractive helicopter parents! And who knows? They might come in angry about a C, but could leave very, very happy after you give them both a solid F! You've got to stay optimistic!

Cue @Dikachu in 3….2…..1…..

@avclub-7445cdf838e562501729c6e31b06aa7b:disqus I've got two words for you: Parent-teacher conferences.

@disqus_Kt7f5fvc9w:disqus But that's what we all love about her!

@sgtexposition:disqus Those people are scary! Every time I seem them, they're always silently flashing some kind of gang signs to each other!

@avclub-853573b5a907ed8b2f4fec25a92406a2:disqus It's a lot funnier if you choose to interpret it to mean, "stroking my hard-on" or, "stroking my dick hard."

NWO!

Trumpcare actually covering something? That would be a first….

@adzl33t:disqus Did he at least assassinate JFK for this?

@@avclub-c2f1c4ca8c389f37c0d3c838bb27ef25:disqus *[Ned Flanders sticks head out window]*
"Dear Lord! That's some of the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

@TheAlmightyInterrobang:disqus To be fair, "You got money, you can beat the system." has been true for every single organized society throughout the course of human history. Definitely not looking to make excuses, but it's hardly an American invention.

The same!

*jerk-off motion*